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You said "cabbage" in oolong tea, didn't you?
Do you want to talk to girls normally?
Mr. Illyrii will make girls get on a train and go home at 10.30.
Seriously?
What is this?
Today's "Ijiri" channel has a special guest.
It's Mr. Kannazuki!
This is it.
This is what you call a veteran's greeting.
It's like a cat crying in front of the dressing room and saying, "Oh, you came in."
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
You came.
I saw your meeting on my channel.
I saw that video.
You were telling me the truth.
I was telling you the truth.
When you asked me for about half a year, you said you had to improve your talking skills.
That's right.
Let's do this, Mr. Ijiri.
First of all, when I farted, you asked me a question in an ad-lib.
I also do funny things in an ad-lib.
You didn't know when I was going to fart, so you asked me a question as soon as I farted.
I was like, "Oh, my God!"
You said, "Oh, my God!"
Oh, my God!
You have a big self-awareness.
It's big.
It's not an ad-lib at all.
The question isn't an ad-lib either.
I'm 34 years old.
You're late.
Isn't it recent?
I may not have said this.
I'm in the bathroom.
I'm sitting on the table in the bathroom.
Mr. Ijiri is in the bathroom.
It's quiet.
I thought no one was there.
Then I rolled under the door.
My finger came out of there.
My finger went like this.
Does your finger go 360 degrees and move 30 centimeters?
Wow, your finger is spinning!
Then my finger flew towards me.
I rolled my ballpoint pen from outside.
You're not a 34-year-old adult.
I was happy because I was lonely.
Was it free?
Yes, it was free.
I thought you shouldn't do that.
I got a call during recording.
Wait a minute.
Yes, yes.
Is it open?
February 6th.
Then I'll call you on the 3rd.
Don't make me ask you to negotiate.
Temporarily.
Today, we're going to talk about what kind of person Ijiri Okada is.
We're going to research Ijiri Okada's personality.
We're going to talk about Ijiri Okada's personality that only Ijiri Okada knows about.
Yeah!
First of all, Ijiri Okada.
If you eat spicy food, you'll get a cold.
Since when?
Since you were 45 years old.
Normally, people who drink a lot of beer or alcohol don't drink.
They don't drink.
You went to a cabaret club with oolong tea, didn't you?
I've heard of it.
Why do you take me to a cabaret club?
I just want to talk to girls normally.
It was when you were in "Gilgamesh."
You were a gravure actress or a sexy actress in "Gilgamesh," weren't you?
You were all professionals, weren't you?
I was a professional.
I wanted to talk to amateurs.
I heard many voices in "Gilgamesh" ending.
"I want to talk with an amateur girl soon," "Gilgamesh," "See you next week," "Tell me," "That's your true feelings," "I want to talk with an amateur girl soon," "Do you expect that later?" "I want to talk," "I just want to talk," "I just want to talk for five hours," "I'm surprised," "The marriage ceremony that Mr. Izley conducts usually starts at eight o'clock," "I'll let you take a train home at ten thirty," "Where? The strongest line?" "Then shouldn't you go now?" "It's too late for you to go last,"
"I'm serious," "What's the middle wife?" "The middle wife is really..." "This is definitely 45 degrees," "There are times when you have to eat extremely spicy food," "There is, there is," "Then I asked the manager if it would be okay if I couldn't walk the next day," "Then only a bite of soup," "How is it?" "Oh, that's about it," "But when I went to the site, there was a master who was making it," "I'm sorry," "Oh, it's delicious," "I said and ate it,"
"I'm sweating more than I've ever seen," "From the bottom to the top," "Then I couldn't walk the next day," "What happens?" "For ordinary people, this is the foot," "The toes usually swell," "This is for most people," "This is an unusual case," "The ankle swells," "So I went to the hospital," "Did you drink anything?" "I didn't drink," "What did you eat?" "I drank extremely spicy food," "Oh, that's it," "Because you ate extremely spicy food and sweat,"
"Your body dries up," "By drying up," "Uterine blood rises," "It hurts," "But is that NG?" "It's NG," "Extremely spicy food" "It's NG," "It's not written here," "I know you hate shiitake mushrooms," "That's right," "Out," "Absolutely no good," "When you go to eat kamameshi," "I'm sorry," "Please pull out the shiitake mushrooms," "I'll tell you for sure," "Then I'll go next," "You can eat omelet," "Eyeball omelet," "Raw egg,"
"You can't eat boiled egg," What does this mean?
Why? What does it mean?
- First of all, raw egg. - What is it?
- My parents, when I was a kid... - Your parents...
What is it? Is it okay to call it "raw egg something rice"?
- Oh, it's "egg over rice," right? - That's right.
- That kind of thing comes up, too. - You hate it so much you don't know, right?
- There's something called "white pnyun," right? - Oh, there is.
- Is it white? - White, white, white.
And there's also something weird, disgusting white stuff.
- There's something white, right? - There is.
"What is this?" "Isn't it disgusting?"
"I can't eat it," and I cried.
My parents said, "Don't eat it!" "Don't eat it!"
I cried, ate it, and threw up.
- Then, boiled egg. - Boiled egg.
- Boiled egg is delicious, isn't it? - When I was in elementary school...
- Elementary school... - It was a science experiment.
- There was an experiment of returning it to memory. - An egg?
Yes.
They put it in a warm place in the science room and wondered if it would fly away.
Only our class's boiled egg would float and die.
- In the middle of boiling... - They saw it.
So, if you do it after boiling egg, it will come out in the middle of boiling egg.
So, if you peel boiled egg now, it will come out in the middle of boiling egg.
I still remember the most common understanding before music class in my parents' elementary school.
So, when I made oden, I put eggs in it, didn't I?
- Maybe... - Why did you leave an egg on the plate?
- Did I eat two eggs before I died? - Stop!
- Eat, eat, eat! - Oh, it's delicious!
- Can I say the last one? - Yes.
- When you work at high speed in winter... - Yes.
- Do you have hot water? - Hahaha!
- When I was working in Nahoya... - Yes.
At the beginning of January, the end of the year...
It was really cold in midwinter.
And for example...
Yes, I'm Okada Ijiro. Where are you coming from?
About five minutes before it started...
Excuse me, can I take a live broadcast from your tongue?
"But it looks like you're going to kill me." "It's cold."
"Excuse me, your tongue may not move." "It's cold, is it okay?"
Do you have hot water?
He got me hot water and put his tongue in it.
Sports players do it, don't they?
Tongue-rich.
Well, from now on, the manager has to put his tongue in the water and take it with him.
Today was the Ijirare channel.
- Thank you very much, Kana-san. - Thank you very much.